New year, new you

If you wonder why proofreading is advisable, consider the following advertisement I saw today. It touted a mobile spa service that brings you a "... revitalizing get-a-way feel without leaving your home or office. We offer many different services to help you distress..."

Well, thanks, but I'm pretty good at distressing all on my own. (And if I'm going to get something, I think I'd rather just get away.) Happy new year!