"Funny"

I, along with some of my favorite bloggers [shout out to you], have issues with the abuse of the poor, misunderstood quotation mark. I saw an example today on a sign advertising a little family farm down the road. It read:

"Pumpkins"
Pick your own

Hmm. So if they are "pumpkins," I am left to ponder their actual nature. What will you pick today? I choose eggplants!