More Morganisms

Morgan sure makes me laugh. Here are a couple of her most recent funnies:

I walked into her room to find her dresser draw emptied onto the floor.

"What happened here?" I asked.

"I didn't do it!" she retorted. "Daddy did it."

"Oh, yeah?"

"Yeah! He was sleepwalking."

Where did that even come from?!?

Then today, I was getting her out of the bath. She hollered and cried in protest.

"But then I can't swim!"

I didn't think that should constitute the end of the world, but apparently it did because then she explained, "I'm a mermaid. I have fins. I can't walk because I trip on them."

Oh, Miss Morgan the Mermaid! You certainly color my world!